Shrek dating game song

Watashi no Gārufurendodesu ka Shrek, or My Girlfriend is Shrek.

In the game, you play as Nicholas Cage, a young man with nowhere to live, nowhere to live that is until he discovers Shrek, a sexy ogre who takes him in while they both attend Far Far Away Highschool.

Inorder to court these lovely sexy animals you need to choose the right dialog choices, and during the sex scenes the characters moan out lines from the movies regardless how out of context they are.

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You got lost, and now your only hope is to collect the 8 lost onions. Or will you be thrown into Shrek's Punishment Barrel. Yes I will admit I used some scripts from @Minecraftparty77.

Use W A S and D to move Forward, Left, Right, and Back. Although most were used from that old 3D template project.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.

Nearby villagers with torches surrounded his home that evening, but he scared them off.

The next day in town, various fairytale creatures (a unicorn, a witch, Pinocchio, an irrepressible talking Donkey (voice of Eddie Murphy), etc.) were being sold by their owners and then caged, due to the orders of diminutive aristocrat Lord Farquaad (voice of John Lithgow) who had banished Fairytale characters into exile.They were to be transported to resettlement facilities.By Paul Tatara CNN Reviewer (CNN) -- The age of digitally animated features has officially arrived, and an onslaught of pictures that expand the boundaries of fantasy entertainment via groundbreaking computer technology is on the way.She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.Shrek (voice of Mike Myers) laughed and shut the book while reading it in his outhouse: "Like that's ever gonna happen. (sound of toilet flush)." Torn out pages were used by Shrek as toilet paper.Introduced by the tune "All Star" performed by Smash Mouth (during the credits), Shrek was a large, surly, sarcastic, wisecracking, Scottish-accented greenish ogre with a round face and stinky breath, who took a mud shower outdoors near his swamp home, and blew fart bubbles in a mud pool.


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