Born in Texas, Handey started his career as a reporter, but was fired for offending local car dealerships. "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
He landed his first comedy gig as a writer for Saturday Night Live. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)""It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.
In the image, the blonde beauty donned an animal print string bikini and had impressive jungle cat make-up on her face including spots all around the face and black on her nose and lips to look like the majestic feline.
Jack Handey is best known for his extensive collection of surrealistic one liners known as "Deep Thoughts" and his "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu.
There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill some other things and people, eat another thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't let vines grow all over you." "I recently humiliated myself in the prestigious Pump Room restaurant by laughing out loud, to the point of tears, while reading The Stench of Honolulu. And his funny is a very particular, sublime, kind of funny-it builds and builds and is related to his supreme control of language.
Don't like to brag, but I have climbed Mount Everest 30 times.
[sidebar img=1597891 | hed=Everest][/sidebar] The first time I climbed it, I was only ten years old.
She is known for her roles as cheerleader Claire Bennet on the NBC sci-fi series Heroes (2006–10), Juliette Barnes in the ABC/CMT musical-drama series Nashville (2012–present) and Kairi in the video game series Kingdom Hearts.
A native of New York City, she first appeared in a commercial at the age of 11 months.
The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.