She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long.
FML Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib.
Anyway, we were sitting around the campfire drinking beers, about an hour after we had finished a delicious meal of bratwurst with spicy grilled haberno peppers when I felt the urge to fart.
Now, this was a guys trip and we all prided ourselves on how loud or how stinky our gaseous emissions could be, so I gauged myself.
After submitting it online, I found the example paper that the teacher handed out.
My teacher used my sister's paper from last year as an example for us.
And even after you’re in a relationship, there’s still plenty of opportunities to humiliate yourself — or end up laughing at your blushing beau! Now, write for 10 minutes about this funny incident.
Make a list of 3 dates or moments in your relationship when something embarrassing, crazy or funny happened. Make sure to include the sensory detail and post your story in the comments of this blog to be entered into the July/August comment contest for a free class!
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies.
FML Today, after having too many projects for end of term, I asked to borrow my sister's paper that she used for the same class last year.
Although it was not funny in the moment, Marilyn is going to write about the man who will be forever known as Valentine’s Day Killer in her dating history book.