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" - hmmm - sounds familiar"Looking for a genuine man !

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muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!

)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...

Some more crackers from today:"Hi""I am seriously looking for partner""Looking for me""??

" - I sympathise with that one"Sassy at sixty" - a sense of fun at least"footy fan" - thanks - saves me looking at the photo"Hey, is it me your looking for?

But if you’re one of the millions of guys trying their luck on a dating site or app that requires a headline, then read on. Your dating headline is one of the first things on your profile that sets you apart from the crowd of posers, six-pack-selfy-takers, nimrods, and lowlifes.

In fact, on some websites, it’s one of the first things a woman sees in her search results.

I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.

If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.

Over the weekend I posted my 100th bachelor on Dating Profile of the Day.

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