She even put a Net Nanny on my Droid." Most likely, if you're at all involved with life online, you deciphered at least the basics of this individual's situation -- he's cheating on his wife, one of his girlfriends is doing a modern-day impersonation of Glenn Close in and his wife is catching on to the fact that he may not be holding up his end of their marital fidelity pact.
But were you able to decode the entirety of his statement?
Simply put, they’re missing a blend of popular features that newer chat platforms bring to the table.
If you do a bit of looking around you’ll notice that the chat sites who have designed and developed this fusion well are the true standouts.
If you’ve also noticed the abundance of poor chat apps out there, then we have some good news for you.
If so, I'm impressed, and you should definitely feel free to read something else now. To help, I've compiled a list of sexual and romantic terminology commonly used in online sexual and romantic interactions, creating an abbreviated "sexicon," printed below.
(This material is pulled primarily from my recently released book Closer Together, Further Apart, coauthored with Dr.
Jennifer Schneider.) •Apps: Apps are software that can be downloaded onto smartphones and other digital devices.
Apps can help users find restaurants, play games, listen to music, access porn, find a sexual partner, etc.•Adult Friend Finder App: These apps are "friend finders" in name only.
Many of them look unprofessional or there’s nothing unique or memorable about their applications.
In fact, most modern chat sites might as well be carbon copies of each other.
As an acknowledged expert on the intersection of sex, relationships and technology, I sometimes find myself conversing in what sounds like a foreign language.